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Thank you for visiting Suitmonkey.com. This site has been developed to serve as a resource for Hazmat Responders in the Pierce County (WA) area and beyond. This site is still in its infancy; however, we hope to connect hazmat responders to resources, related links, and training material that will aid them in doing what they like to do best: play with stuff that can make them glow. No, really… one great quality about hazmat responders is their tendency not to take themselves too seriously. We recognize our limitations and only step beyond them when somebody puts us in a level A suit; much like Albert, the very first monkey astronaut—who incidentally suffocated to death in his spaceship. Or Albert II—the first monkey to actually make it to space—then died on impact. Or Albert the III—whose spaceship exploded. Well…eventually you get to an Albert that actually survives. Much like our hairy friends, we too put on suits, then enter situations beyond our control. But we shouldn’t confuse ourselves with these lesser evolved creatures—if you look closely, we are clearly a lot taller.
Enjoy the site.
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“No. I’m not going to
be your monkey.”
-- Jon Stewart
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"An American Monkey
after getting drunk on
brandy would never
touch it again, and thus is
much wiser than most
men."
-- Charles Darwin
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"Keep your sense of humor. As
General Joe Stillwell said, 'The
higher a monkey climbs, the more
you see of his behind.'"
-- Donald Rumsfeld
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